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"The man in the iron mask" (Themanintheironmask)
05/27/2014 at 02:50 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (12)

Vi517, JDX Racing > The man in the iron mask
05/27/2014 at 03:01

Off topic, how can I get authorship rights on Oppo?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 03:08

You need to get approved by one of the admins. I can put in a good word for you if you want...

Note: I'm not an admin

Vi517, JDX Racing > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
05/27/2014 at 03:18

That would be great! Thanks!

The man in the iron mask > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 03:19

i cant add you because im not an admin, but im going to share your post so a mod reads it and hopefully he will give you authorship.

The Tunnel > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 03:22

i just did the same thing a couple of hours ago, as soon as an admin reads it he will answer you that he just added you. He is "nobody" but there may be more.

Vi517, JDX Racing > The Tunnel
05/27/2014 at 03:26

Ok. I will be on the lookout for somebody named "nobody". :]

PS9 > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 03:42

You must travel to the farthest reaches of the Ice Barrans and climb the knife tip. You must also survive the culling, since 30% of all potential oppos who try this die their first time. Once there, you must wrestle the sacred Alloy stone from the grip of Ozymanidas; the German Yeti of the Ice Barrans. Should you die, your cadaver will be picked clean and your bones will be hung from the ceiling in his den (now you know how all those other bones got there).

Assuming you don't die on the way down from the Knife Tip, you must then travel to the humid lands of Florida; a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a civilization in medias res of decay and destruction. If you are not murdered for your skin - which will be turned into rare flesh tuxedo armor if you are - you will go forth past the insane residents and bath salt vendors to the Everglade swamp, swim amongst the crocksilks, and dredge up the sacred Fuel Stone from the bottom of the river. You will the immediately remove yourself from the river, as the crocksilks worship the sacred burial lands of the Fuel Stone, and disturbing it will make you their mortal enemy.

After this assuming you survive, you will then venture to the dreaded York Towers up north; a landscape overrun by zombies and in the misdst of being reclaimed by the earth. At the top of the tallest vine riddled tower you will find hardibro, the last jalop, guarding The Machina Stone the last and most sacred of all stones. The Wert Slayer will prove to be a formidable challenge to you. Hundreds of would-be opponauts have come before him, only to end their careers with their heads mounted on spikes. It will be a minor miracle. But, should you overcome him, The Machina Stone would be yours, as would be your final and ultimate task.

Now, you must travel back to the knife tip. But instead of going up, you will go down. Far, deep into the foundations of stone upon which the great frozen mountain sits. Here in the gathering room of the elders, you will assemble the three sacred stones as the masters of the realm gather round to bear witness. Gamecat, Party-the-5th, Automatch Thomas, Italian Spiderman, and $he who must not be named will recorded this most sacred of events. Will you ascend upon the ray of light generated by the sacred stones into the holy realm of Oppositelock? Or will the cosmic energies of these unfathomable artifacts consume your spirit and splatter your matter and energy across the universe? You've come too far to turn back, and there's only one way to find out...

Vi517, JDX Racing > PS9
05/27/2014 at 03:46

Kinja'd!!!

Crocket Bernet > PS9
05/27/2014 at 06:50

That was amazing.

Bad Idea Hat > PS9
05/27/2014 at 07:13

That's actually the real route description for the north face of the Devil's Thumb.

DasWauto > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 08:00

Added. Let me know if you need any help.

The man in the iron mask > Vi517, JDX Racing
05/27/2014 at 14:11

Yeah they just added you man.